Help!

Hi folks,

Was wondering if anyone could help out - i need a card reader for uk bank cards so i can logon to internet banking and close an account only need it for half an hour.

Bank won't do anything over the phone and my other option is to just pop in to my local branch - in england, all this after i said i was in Australia.

Any way if anyone has one or knows someone that does and i could borrow for a bit that would be amazing 

Thanks

Dicky